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• @arvindsays Thanks!! #
• @jakeline47 Yeah but then you’ll have to do laundry more often. It’s a catch 22. #
• Eating chicken minis and drinking dark roast coffee from Chick-fil-a. The urge to kill that I woke up with is definitely waning. #
• @Swan5280 Nice! #
• @jakeline47 I was thinking the same thing about @nosy_parker - Our untalented cats can’t even overcome their lack of thumbs. #
• QOTD: “Freaking out about Facebook is like picking at scabs: it hurts, only gets worse & you end up being an oozy, nasty freak.” #
• I was dubious about this (love the Keira Knightley version) until I heard about the zombies. http://tinyurl.com/ya6vxg2 #

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• #scrubs seems like it should be funnier than it is–instead it’s just kind of sad as it tries to capture old magic. #

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• RT: @pammybean: Californians, apps being accepted for the state redistricting board. Apply online. http://ow.ly/MqHh #

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• @jakeline47 The one that always works for me is this one: http://tinyurl.com/yad3upx It’s catchy, but it goes away quick. #
• @jeremysanchez I agree. As long as they don’t ruin it by putting caraway or fennel seeds on it. *shudder* #
• @pammybean No cheese?!?! #
• @pammybean I get the whole vegetarian idea, but I will never understand no cheese, eggs, or honey. Good luck and be diligent about protein! #

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• @Pink Please re-tweet the good recipes!! #

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• “I just got emailed a recipe forgot hot Reuben Dip.” “Why haven’t you made that for me??” “I just heard of it now.” “That’s no excuse!!” #
• @pammybean They have kits at the grocery store. #

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• Cash for Caulkers montage on The Daily Show = AWESOME. #
• @jakeline47 EEK! Maybe you should stay home [slash in bed] this weekend. #

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• Reporting for jury duty tomorrow. The only thing I mind is that it’s my telecommute day. #
• @tobyclick Last Dec. 14-16th it was below zero. (We moved those days do I remember them vividly.) Were you in town? #
• Bacon flies upside down in his sleep. http://twitpic.com/src59 #
• Apparently it’s -20 to -30 outside with windchill right now. That’s a little extreme, Denver. #
• It feels like it’s 90 degrees in the jury room. Why don’t they compensate for people in sweaters?? #
• @jimteeh It took you that long to figure it out??? #

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• HELL YES! RT @kottke “iPhone app for cooking with ratios http://kottke.org/09/12/iphone-app-for-cooking-with-ratios” #
• @notmartha They upload manuals to the Internet these days :) #
• It’s nice that you’re inexplicably following me, “kymberlee,” but I’m going to block you just because of the way you spell your name. #
• @jakeline47 @Space_Kitty Given the way she spells her name and her profile picture, you may not be too far off. #
• @jakeline47 It originated with an ex-boyfriend of mine. I believe it started with “Get your dick out of my seat.” and evolved from there. #
• @Pishogue : How did the term “dick-shovel” come to pass exactly? Inquiring minds want to know. #
• @jimteeh I’m pretty sure that’s a coincidence. #
• @jimteeh Or not. #
• @jakeline47 So apparently it started with dickshovel.com and then my ex coined popular usage meaning “Get your dick out of my seat.” :D #
• Hello Twitter & Facebook friends, send me your address so I can send you a Christmas card. With Bacon. #
• Can we please have a moratorium on addressing things to Mr. & Mrs. [husband first name] [husband last name]? It’s rude in the modern era. #

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• [RT @fuggirls] Just saw the PSA: “Want to do something special for your woman this Christmas? Schedule her Pap smear.” NOT A GOOD GIFT, CBS. #
• RT @Broslife: Sometimes I wake up Mon morning and think Another week until the weekend.That stinks.Then I realize that I’m awesome & it’s ok #
• RT @RiverfrontTimes Woman Calls 911 to Get Her Burger Made Correctly. http://bit.ly/89y2zm #

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• 17 degrees out & snowing. Of course this means it’s the perfect time to go check out that new dog park. #

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• Eating at Thai Flavor in Aurora @ Mississippi and Peoria. Food here is FANTASTIC. #

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• Sitting in the car at a gas station convenience store and there is a guy here wearing Dr. Pepper pants. Awesome. #
• RT: @FakeAPStylebook: Bowling coverage is still considered “sports news,” so until we find someplace else to put it, ease up on the sarcasm. #
• Three kitties ONE SLIDE: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/03/funny-pictures-video-kitteh-slide/ #
• @eddieizzard HELLO LONDON!! Hope it’s much warmer there than it is here in Denver, Colorado. Laugh lots!! #
• Web Design Hell http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell (via @jeremysanchez) #

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• You guys are so jealous of our tauntaun sleeping bag right now. Thanks @thinkgeek !!!! http://twitpic.com/rroip #
• @tobyclick Did you watch the long-ass video? Also it helps if you know a bunch of people on it. #

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• Neat! Hubble Telescope Advent Calendar 2009: http://tinyurl.com/ye93r33 (via @Space_Kitty) #
• I secretly wish I was like this, but am also relieved I am not: http://bit.ly/28pme0 (via @Maggie and her Twitter Advent Calendar) #

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