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29th Sep, 2002

What’s a wiggle stick?

KIMBERLY AND FRIENDS ON SPORTS
The following comments were overheard during attendance of a baseball game between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Diego Padres. I can personally attest to the fact that alcohol was not a factor at all in any of this, unless lack of alcohol counts. Judge by context at your own risk:Kimberly: If you touch me with that, I’m gonna hafta take you out.—

Kimberly: …this will be the fastest basketball game I’ve….ba….baseball…baseball game I’ve ever seen.

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Rita: Poke…poke…poke………poke poke….poke…

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Kimberly: When I went to a Podgers game…
All: (pausing to restrain hilarity sensors)
Kimberly: Padres….San Diego…

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Rita: You’re going to lose your wiggle stick that way.
Me: No, it’s in there pretty snuggly.
Kimberly: (Erupts into laughter)
All: (Erupt into laughter)
All: (Resume breathing)
All: (Re-erupt into laughter)

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Me: You know, it’s really hard to satisfy both of you at the same time.

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Me: The one bad thing about sitting up here is that, from this perspective, everything looks like it’s going to be a homerun.
Kimberly: OK.
After first batter hits a foul ball BACKWARDS
Kimberly: That didn’t look like a homerun, Mark.
After same batter his another foul ball backwards
Kimberly: That didn’t so much look like a homerun either.
Later in the ball game, after a ball is deep to the outfield
Kimberly: That looked like it was going to be…a…um…good hit…
Me: (glaring)
Kimberly: WHAT?!?!?!

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