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Kimberly: So my company has partnered with the ‘Ooops I Crapped My Pants’ company on a weight loss campaign.

Jim T.: Oh?

Kimberly: Yeah, we’ll be providing product information and post-sales support for them.

Jim T.: You know, I would love to help write the scripts for their call center.

‘Thank you for calling O.I.C.M.P. Support, how can I help you?

I see, so how much did you take?

Oh, wow. Did you happen to bring your emergency pants today?’

Kimberly: I cannot get behind any product that requires emergency pants.

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Buy Golden Showers at Walmart.

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Scene:

At the Den of Squooge, fast forwarding Tivo through a commercial. First, and ad for Hillary Duff’s perfume comes on. About a hour later, an ad for Britney Spears’ new ‘fragrance’ comes on.

Kimberly: So Hillary and Britney have competing perfumes now, eh?

Jim T.: What is the smell of ’skank’?

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I give you the remote-controlled tarantula.

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Responsible adults should always use sexual consent forms.

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Male workplace restroom etiquette leads to scientific breakthrough

Or: How Listening to the Little Obsessive Voice In Your Head Can Lead You Down the Path of Distruction.

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Fear the Hoff. Fear him in all his Hoff-ness.

I think I need to throw up now.

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Apparently, Nintendo has a new game that is supposed to help you train your brain and keep sharp called Brain Age.

People on Flickr are tagging some of the results. This one in particular is awesome.

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A daushound with narcolepsy.

And a human slingshot.

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MPAA admits to unauthorized movie copying.

ON PREVIEW: Okay, so I lied. I couldn’t help myself.

Three things come to mind:

1. DOOOOOOO’OOOOOH!

2. Does this mean that they’re going to have to sue themselves?

3. What does this mean for all of the pending lawsuits, where the RIAA is suing people based on the intent of finanial gains?

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You’ve got to love the sophistication and cunning of the criminal mind. Or maybe you just gotta laugh.

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19-year-old freshman at the University of Colorado arrested for trying to buy an iPod for $4.99, after he planted a bogus bar code on it.

I think my favorite part of the article is his impassioned plea to prosecutors:

I will NEVER EVER DO THIS EVER AGAIN and I am once more terribly sorry,” Baldino wrote. “Please let me go for I am terribly sorry!!! I’m only a kid! Help me out. I just want to go home. I did this not knowing of the serious penalty that lies behind it. Please! Please! Please!

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This is really, really, funny bad.

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Talk about typos!

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Just another evening at Natasha & Mark’s place:

Mark: I’m off to go burn a CD.
Natasha: You kiss first!
Mark: OK, I kiss and burn.
Natasha (without missing a beat): You ought to see a doctor about that.

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