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Daily Tweets: 2009-12-17

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:59:59 +0000

@arvindsays Thanks!! #
@jakeline47 Yeah but then you’ll have to do laundry more often. It’s a catch 22. #
Eating chicken minis and drinking dark roast coffee from Chick-fil-a. The urge to kill that I woke up with is definitely waning. #
@Swan5280 Nice! #
@jakeline47 I was thinking the same thing about @nosy_parker - Our untalented cats can’t even overcome their lack of thumbs. #
QOTD: “Freaking out about Facebook is like picking at scabs: it hurts, only gets worse & you end up being an oozy, nasty freak.” #
I was dubious about this (love the Keira Knightley version) until I heard about the zombies. http://tinyurl.com/ya6vxg2 #

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:59:59 +0000

#scrubs seems like it should be funnier than it is–instead it’s just kind of sad as it tries to capture old magic. #

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:59:59 +0000

RT: @pammybean: Californians, apps being accepted for the state redistricting board. Apply online. http://ow.ly/MqHh #

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:59:59 +0000

@jakeline47 The one that always works for me is this one: http://tinyurl.com/yad3upx It’s catchy, but it goes away quick. #
@jeremysanchez I agree. As long as they don’t ruin it by putting caraway or fennel seeds on it. *shudder* #
@pammybean No cheese?!?! #
@pammybean I get the whole vegetarian idea, but I will never understand no cheese, eggs, or honey. Good luck and be diligent about protein! #

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:59:59 +0000

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 05:59:59 +0000

“I just got emailed a recipe forgot hot Reuben Dip.” “Why haven’t you made that for me??” “I just heard of it now.” “That’s no excuse!!” #
@pammybean They have kits at the grocery store. #

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:59:59 +0000

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:59:59 +0000

Reporting for jury duty tomorrow. The only thing I mind is that it’s my telecommute day. #
@tobyclick Last Dec. 14-16th it was below zero. (We moved those days do I remember them vividly.) Were you in town? #
Bacon flies upside down in his sleep. http://twitpic.com/src59 #
Apparently it’s -20 to -30 outside with windchill right now. That’s a little extreme, Denver. #
It feels like it’s 90 degrees in the jury room. Why don’t they compensate for people in sweaters?? #
@jimteeh It took you that long to figure it out??? #

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:59:59 +0000

HELL YES! RT @kottke “iPhone app for cooking with ratios http://kottke.org/09/12/iphone-app-for-cooking-with-ratios” #
@notmartha They upload manuals to the Internet these days :) #
It’s nice that you’re inexplicably following me, “kymberlee,” but I’m going to block you just because of the way you spell your name. #
@jakeline47 @Space_Kitty Given the way she spells her name and her profile picture, you may not be too far off. #
@jakeline47 It originated with an ex-boyfriend of mine. I believe it started with “Get your dick out of my seat.” and evolved from there. #
@Pishogue : How did the term “dick-shovel” come to pass exactly? Inquiring minds want to know. #
@jimteeh I’m pretty sure that’s a coincidence. #
@jimteeh Or not. #
@jakeline47 So apparently it started with dickshovel.com and then my ex coined popular usage meaning “Get your dick out of my seat.” :D #
Hello Twitter & Facebook friends, send me your address so I can send you a Christmas card. With Bacon. #
Can we please have a moratorium on addressing things to Mr. & Mrs. [husband first name] [husband last name]? It’s rude in the modern era. #

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:59:59 +0000

[RT @fuggirls] Just saw the PSA: “Want to do something special for your woman this Christmas? Schedule her Pap smear.” NOT A GOOD GIFT, CBS. #
RT @Broslife: Sometimes I wake up Mon morning and think Another week until the weekend.That stinks.Then I realize that I’m awesome & it’s ok #
RT @RiverfrontTimes Woman Calls 911 to Get Her Burger Made Correctly. http://bit.ly/89y2zm #